Bush has Skills

I am sure by now we have all heard about the shoe throwing incident that happened. When I saw the video all I could think about was the skills that Bush showed in ducking that shoe. I mean look at the Prime Minister's face, he hasn't even reacted yet. Then with the second shoe he just casually puts a hand over his forehead. By that point he knew the Iraqi's aim with his arm is just about as good as the Iraqi insurgents' aim with a gun.

I just want to make one point regarding the whole situation. A few years back with Saddam, people were afraid of disappearing for much less. They say that Bush's promises of freedom and democracy were just lies. I think this is pretty good proof that things have changed dramatically. Is that what you call an oxymoron? Well, maybe not the oxy part, but definitely the moron part.

Also, I lied. I have another point. If all these Iraqis have taken to the streets because they don't want us there, they think Bush has lied to them and that we haven't done them any good, then let's see if they can do better. Let's pack up and get the hell out of there and let 'em have at it! Good riddance! Also, it kinda reminds me of France. We go in and save their butts and then they hate us for decades to come. Ungrateful M F-ers. That is all.